Over the past few nights — very late — someone for whom English is obviously not a primary language has been leaving nearly incomprehensible messages on our answering machine. Being the light sleeper that she is the wife has been the one to suffer from these repeated calls — he will call several times before finally leaving his message. I, a very sound sleeper, continue to snore straight through these intrusions.
I don’t have any idea from whereabouts he is placing these calls as the number is listed as private on the caller ID. All I know is that he would like to kiss someone or something and he “like you sex.” Want to listen? I’ve embedded the first, and funniest, of the messages below.
