The original goatse.cx is gone, though like everything else on the Internet has been mirrored and accessible to the intrepid search engine user. It was one of the earliest shock sites, or was the first one I remember. Way before the relatively innocuous trend of Rick Rolling goatse.cx was the site we used to trick people into visiting.

And now it’s offline, in the form of a cross stitch. Available for purchase should your home be in need of more distended anuses.