watch out for cougars

Not too long ago the Chicago police shot and killed a cougar. He had wandered down from some place in Wisconsin. Scientists think he was hoping to ball one of those fancy lady cougars from the city — no really, they think he came all the way down to Illinois to get laid.

So, this cougar made his way to Chicago, and the Chicago police shot him dead right across the street from my apartment. It was pretty big news here in the city. Someone even tried to burn the mayor’s house down for it.